Go on – stuff y’face. You know you deserve it.

Go on – stuff y’face you mindlessly conforming¹, relentlessly indulgent², unique and very self-important³, most likely fat⁴,  nutritionally ignorant⁵, environmentally inconsiderate⁶ coddled person – and don’t say you’re not because you are⁷.

High Tea at the Hotel – A Deeply Confronting Scene of Unrestrained Indulgence By Fat People! If You Care, Do Not Show Children.

So there it is.  Your “Freedom of Choice” – in a box or on a stick and your dumb confidence in what your body can take.  Do you actually care what your body can take⁸?  Your choices could just tip you over the edge.

May already have.

Your local neighbourhood cemetery is full of people like you who reckoned the world couldn’t get by without them.  I have some news about that.  When you check out, it’ll get on a whole lot better without you than with you.

And that’s because you deposit a big